holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via pendents)

somnifik:

CEO of disappointment

(via joshpeck)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via trust)

(Source: , via tensioned)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via cravings)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via oknope)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via stop)

i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via andrewquo)

nudityandnerdery:

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

Not according to the Dothraki.

(via ladybons)

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via communistbakery)